Save Me from Myself, I'm a Loaded Gun!

Sep 17

Sometimes I think about the Weasleys’ clock

thestarsarelaughing:

And I just… no wonder Molly didn’t like them going back to Hogwarts, because every freaking year Ron’s hand swings round to “mortal peril” and she almost never gets an explanation for that.

"But mum, it’s so safe!"

"You were in mortal peril more times in your first year than your father was in fifteen years at the Ministry, I don’t think ‘but it’s safe’ is going to cut the mustard, Ronald."

(via dayheartsyou)

taylorsplat:

ashieart:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

This little fish lives deeeeeeeeeep down in the ocean and spits that little glob of bio luminescent liquid to momentarily distract predators and escape being eaten

It’s a wizard

taylorsplat:

ashieart:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

This little fish lives deeeeeeeeeep down in the ocean and spits that little glob of bio luminescent liquid to momentarily distract predators and escape being eaten

It’s a wizard

(Source: BBC, via s-aviorself)

eosthetic:

always say thank you to the bus driver and the crossing guard and the cashier this is crucial

(via learningtobealiveagain)

Please like or reblog if you think a white girl saying the “n-word” is wrong.

takolukas:

My sister thinks that she “can call her black friends that even though she’s white because they don’t care.” She also thinks it’s okay for white people to have dreadlocks and imitate “ghetto speak,” as she calls it. If you think she’s wrong, like or reblog this. I want to prove a point to her.

(via crirstle)

“But don’t forget the songs that made you cry and the songs that saved your life” — The Smiths  (via toanywhere)

(Source: abewitchedsoul, via theamitybriffliction)

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lookhowishineforyou:

schizophrenic-stoner:

shakespearean-rose:

phyerfly:

"Those people with stretched ears and tattoos are all bad news."

107,000 NOTES IS NOT ENOUGH.

i’ve reblogged this about 6 times. i’ll never not reblog this.

"And all guys who take AP classes and play sports are tasteful &great respectful young men"

lookhowishineforyou:

schizophrenic-stoner:

shakespearean-rose:

phyerfly:

"Those people with stretched ears and tattoos are all bad news."

107,000 NOTES IS NOT ENOUGH.

i’ve reblogged this about 6 times. i’ll never not reblog this.

"And all guys who take AP classes and play sports are tasteful &great respectful young men"

(Source: likemonuments, via nothingsevercertain)

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

(via crirstle)

floreic:

 dark pale

floreic:

 dark pale

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sexploshin:

winning

sexploshin:

winning

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infiltration:

sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget

(via too-tanned)

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