The reason Canadian’s are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.
The fuck to do you mean for six year olds
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if you find yourself in times of trouble just remember that cap has a tactic where he basically throws himself in some guy’s arms while fighting
it got better.
He’s great at taking selfies
#zuko #goldenretriever #mansbestfriend #dog #chickswitbmohawks #bluehair
I love him #zuko #goldenretriever #mansbestfriend
Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
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i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male
Intensely wants to rp with your character but doesn’t know how to approach.
Breathes on your shoulder.
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