Save Me from Myself, I'm a Loaded Gun!

Aug 21

factsofcanada:

The reason Canadian’s are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.

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deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

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lavishness:

lupinely:

novacorps:

if you find yourself in times of trouble just remember that cap has a tactic where he basically throws himself in some guy’s arms while fighting



it got better.

lavishness:

lupinely:

novacorps:

if you find yourself in times of trouble just remember that cap has a tactic where he basically throws himself in some guy’s arms while fighting

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it got better.

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He’s great at taking selfies

He’s great at taking selfies

#zuko #goldenretriever #mansbestfriend #dog #chickswitbmohawks #bluehair

#zuko #goldenretriever #mansbestfriend #dog #chickswitbmohawks #bluehair

I love him #zuko #goldenretriever #mansbestfriend

I love him #zuko #goldenretriever #mansbestfriend

Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

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Intensely wants to rp with your character but doesn’t know how to approach.

Breathes on your shoulder.

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highbass:

highbass:

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