Save Me from Myself, I'm a Loaded Gun!

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Tue, 21 May 2013 11:11:24 -0400

morristibbs: im laghing so hard at this

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:11:10 -0400

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

monakisan: cartooon-heart: thearchangeltrickster: hiddlesbatch...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:08:06 -0400

monakisan:

cartooon-heart:

thearchangeltrickster:

hiddlesbatchlove:

lokis-taking-gallifrey:

cantgeddynuffofdatass:

wouldulikeajellybaby:

THIS MADE ME START HYPERVENTILATING which is really ironic

that was fucking terrifying

your tension has been exterminated

EXTERMINATED

I WASNT RELAXED I WAS FUCKING DYING OF LAUGHTER

jesus take the wheel

WELCOME TO DALEK RELAXATION FOR HUMANS

EXPLAIN

EXPLAAAAAAAIN

ccsrandomness: Black Veil Brides In The End Live At The Show...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:42:24 -0400

ccsrandomness:

Black Veil Brides In The End Live At The Show AltarTV

the-timelord-girl-who-hunts: the-doctor-to-my-tardis: im...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:37:01 -0400

the-timelord-girl-who-hunts:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

im sobbing

OH MY GOD

3ridan: do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:36:30 -0400

3ridan:

do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking

laughingstation: Ugh, worst song ever.

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:35:44 -0400

laughingstation:

Ugh, worst song ever.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 10:34:49 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 07:10:15 -0400

limbonius: klairy-dust: textpostsrus: smattenhove: cacen: teapartyasian: Is there a word...

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:09:21 -0400

limbonius:

klairy-dust:

textpostsrus:

smattenhove:

cacen:

teapartyasian:

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

smad.

angrad

fandom

TWO kinds of people…

chickensandwich: when i have tons of money i will still buy cheap clothes because then i can have...

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:00:02 -0400

chickensandwich:

when i have tons of money i will still buy cheap clothes because then i can have 100 articles of clothing for the price of 1 really expensive designer item and i will have a lot of money left for food

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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:50:33 -0400

icy-brunette: before any of us knew was stripping was

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:16:56 -0400

icy-brunette:

before any of us knew was stripping was

I wonder...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:10:23 -0400

Do you think my doctor realized that the sleeping pills he prescribed are meant for people over 18 and for people who aren’t depressed?

I don’t think he realized that.

What a silly little mistake he made… Lol xD

Ok, jellyfish are fucking cool man.

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:44:35 -0400

Yes, I couldnt agree more.

brokengirl-forgiven: Or months.

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:45:42 -0400

brokengirl-forgiven:

Or months.

genderikari: siliconedrops: genderikari: real women have curves, running all the way from their...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:45:12 -0400

genderikari:

siliconedrops:

genderikari:

real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.

I stopped reading at “real women”

you should have kept reading

aguamentis: gargoylesarecool: ectoghostologist: i love being tight with teachers because you get...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:44:30 -0400

aguamentis:

gargoylesarecool:

ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid

They talk shit about other students if they like you enough too.

did you mean band directors

brakes: professortennant: brakes: fairywine answered: Little...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:43:54 -0400

brakes:

professortennant:

brakes:

fairywine answered: Little Cas and Dean together, with babysitter!Sam? PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN!

“GIMME BACK MY ANGEL!!!!!”
“Dean, Cas isn’t a commodity! And you can have him back when you—OW, STOP THAT!!!!”

“Dean! You can play with Cas when you stop pulling on his wings.”

Cas sniffled into Sam’s shoulder and peered down at Dean who was tugging uselessly on the leash Sam had to wrap around him. He kept wandering off and tugging little Castiel around with him, determined to help him feed the ducks.

Dean stopped his war with the leash to glare and pout at Sam the only way a child can.

“Sam, Cas likes it! He told me so!”

Sam sighed and knelt down, letting Castiel’s feet touch the floor and let his wings flutter to the side.

“Cas? Is that true?”

Cas shyly ducked his head. “I like it sometimes but,” he stopped to glare at Dean, his tiny wings ruffling angrily. “Dean! Sometimes you pull too hard an’ it hurts.”

Cas felt his eyes water a little and he burrowed his head into Sam’s jacket. All of Dean’s fight when out of him and he looked helplessly at Sam. Sam pulled a face that looked like he smelled something nasty and also looked like an ‘I-told-you-so’ was on the horizon.

Dean hated when Sam was right.

He shuffled up to his angel and stroked a hand down Cas’ wings before resting on his back. “‘m sorry, Cas. I won’t touch your wings no more.”

Castiel’s head whipped around and glared at Dean. “No!” He blushed and shuffled even closer to Dean so there was very little space between them. “I like when you touch, just don’t tug, ‘kay?”

Dean nodded vigorously and reached around to hug his friend. He laughed when Castiel’s wings fluttered happily and knocked Dean around the ears.

Dean reached for the second harness at the end of Sam’s stupid kid leash and hooked Castiel into the restraint before grabbing his angel’s hand.

He looked up at Sam.

“C’mon, Sammy! Ducks!”

Sam’s mouth was hanging open and he felt the two little monsters in his care tug at the leash.

Cas looked up at him, tugging on his leash. “Come, Sam. Dean and I must provide for the ducklings! It’s the rules.”

Dean grinned and high-fived his friend before they both wrapped pudgy hands around the red harness and pulled. Between the two of them, they managed to get Sam walking towards the lake.

Sam just shook his head, baffled at the strange relationship between the baby angel and Dean. Kids these days.

WOW

I DIDN’T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE TO DIE FROM CUTE BUT THERE YOU GO